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- over zealous admins, sysop, moderators of any list-serve, group. wiki, who behave like Vlad the Impaler, ripping newbies apart, sometime tearing oldies apart, also.
- any administrator who is a pedantic rule inflictor.
Some newbies have asked some simple questions, and immediately, "Vladmin" pounced, called them trolls, and banned them all!
vladmin by Peter Blaise November 19, 2007
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Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement
Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"
Verb

Being excessively loud and obnoxious annoying while making noise (usually for a long period of time or in short bursts)
"Fucking hell, Jordan is vlading again "
vlading by G_WTF May 23, 2016

Vladinator

The toughest defenseman in the NHL. Former Red Wing #16 that was injured in a limo accident after a 1997 Stanley Cup Victory.
The Vladinator will check you into next week!
Vladinator by wingnut_96_43 October 28, 2010

vladmir poutine 

A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side
I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine
vladmir poutine by Adamsriver December 29, 2016
The act of incessantly pissing others off, typically through loud noise, an extremely thick Russian accent, or a laugh that sounds like a scream.
Yo why won't he stop vlading?
Vlading by sefiane February 22, 2017

Vladmir Putin 

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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