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The best Division 2 basketball player ever. Balled at Tiffin U for four years.
vjack was the best ever.
vjack by gin February 15, 2005
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Vjack's Law 

This is a law postulating the following:
"Provided sufficient time and responses from Christians, any critical analysis of the Christian bible performed by an atheist will inevitably lead some Christian to claim that his or her bible can only be correctly understood by the Christian faithful."

i.e.- when any logical fallicies or any of the multitude of glaring contradictions that fill the christist 'holy' bible are pointed out to a bible-banging moron, their catch all response is, "well your not a christist, so you wouldn't understand." Thereby displaying that they have no logical argument for their bullshit book of lies and hate.
christist fundie: "The Bible says that Jesus preached peace and tolerance to all."

Atheist: "Well in Luke 19:27 explains that if you don't obey Jesus Christ and make Him your authority / King, you are to be slain. Luke 19:27 documents Jesus Christ as being a tyrannical terrorist to human beings and that the New Testament continues to qualify as a terrorist handbook."

christist fundie: "Well your not a biblical scholar so you wouldn't be able to understand."

Atheist: "Ah ha, another case of Vjack's Law for the case studies."

Christist: "The bible says that homosexuality is a sin that is punishable by death!"

Atheist: "The bible also says that eating shell fish is a sin that is punishable by death. So put down that king crab leg or I'll have to cut your head off you delusional moron."
Vjack's Law by Lord Azuleesh July 28, 2009
Related Words
vjack Vjack's Law vhackerr vackum VACK Vlack Vracker Vack attack Vacke Vacker
noun: urine emitted from a woman's urethra, which rather than successfully reaching the toilet, instead trickles downward and enters that woman's own vagina (usually by accident).

verb: to get urine in one's own vagina while urinating (usually by accident).

Etymology: contraction of "vaginal backwash".
Connie tried to piss lying down, but the last few drops didn't go far enough and vackwashed into her pussy.

Make sure to douche after vackwashing or you'll get a yeast infection.
vackwash by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
another way of saying vaccine. commonly used and originating on twitter, often appearing alongside "stimmy"(stimulus check)
scheduled my vacky appointment for tomorrow!
vacky by GiveViviLines April 3, 2021

Biana vacker 

Biana vacker is a side character of kotlc . she loves fashion and sometimes refuses to wear clothes below her standards,(very high). she is an elf and friend of sophie foster.
Biana vacker refused the sweatshirt Sophie offered her.
Biana vacker by yourboi_diseases September 3, 2020
How a member of VeryRare would say crackin
Ski Mask: Ayy whats vrackin bro
John: Not much wbu
Ski Mask: Wateeeerrr
Vrackin by NotBrooda October 12, 2018
A very fabulous man figure with great hair and skyblock skills.
Also known as carrot or vacktortheboss
Hawk904: eyyyy Vackrot
claireeliza: carrot
vacktortheboss: oh
Vackrot by hawktheminecrafter November 19, 2013
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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