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tender vittles
Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.
tender vittles by wheaty December 15, 2008
Vistalepsy
The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.
I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.
Vistalepsy by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008
vittles
The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.
Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks
Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks
Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!
vittles by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007
Vitler
1. Vitler
A Vicious person who is obsessed with guns, murder, killing, strategy. Basically a Hitler, only his violentness makes him a Vitler.
A Vicious person who is obsessed with guns, murder, killing, strategy. Basically a Hitler, only his violentness makes him a Vitler.
Vitler by Vicious Steve March 16, 2005
Visteerna
The most prettiest girl you would ever come across. Her smile will cure your day. She is a popular girl but not like the bitchy ones. She is an extrovert and will always make you feel comfortable whenever you're around her.
She is an all rounder. Her athletic and singing skills are mind blowing. The one who has a Visteerna in their life, is going to be really lucky
She is an all rounder. Her athletic and singing skills are mind blowing. The one who has a Visteerna in their life, is going to be really lucky
Friend 1: Who's that girl?
Friend 2: That's VISTEERNA . Why? *even though he knows the reason*
Friend 1: I can't find her flaws. Where are they though?
Friend 2: That's VISTEERNA . Why? *even though he knows the reason*
Friend 1: I can't find her flaws. Where are they though?
Visteerna by the person who loves you April 22, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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