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When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.
Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.
visted by Mobzekiel June 13, 2010
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tender vittles 

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.
Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.
tender vittles by wheaty December 15, 2008

Vistalepsy 

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.
I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.
Vistalepsy by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008
The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks
Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!
vittles by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007
1. Vitler
A Vicious person who is obsessed with guns, murder, killing, strategy. Basically a Hitler, only his violentness makes him a Vitler.
Vicious.. You're a Vitler... Hail Vitler! Muahaha!
Vitler by Vicious Steve March 16, 2005

Visteerna 

The most prettiest girl you would ever come across. Her smile will cure your day. She is a popular girl but not like the bitchy ones. She is an extrovert and will always make you feel comfortable whenever you're around her.

She is an all rounder. Her athletic and singing skills are mind blowing. The one who has a Visteerna in their life, is going to be really lucky
Friend 1: Who's that girl?

Friend 2: That's VISTEERNA . Why? *even though he knows the reason*
Friend 1: I can't find her flaws. Where are they though?