virigity

You spelt virginity wrong didn’t you, you fuckwit

“I lost my virigity”
“Your what?”
“Sorry bro autocorrect”
“No worries bro”
“Love you bro”
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“No homo”

by Ankle_monitor August 5, 2019

viridity

1.Naive innocence
2.color of grass;being green

The group was amazed by Maria's viridity to the situation.

She loved the beautiful viridity.

by Nerd anarchy September 6, 2015

virility

1. the property of being capable of copulation and procreation

2. the trait of being manly; having the characteristics of an adult male

Strength, agility, a healthy physique, and the ability to satisfy a woman sexually are strong indicators of a man's virility and sexual appeal.

by Linda L June 2, 2007

Virility

1. Being able to produce your precious heirs.

2. In the notorious fan fanfiction My Immortal, the author believes that virility and virginity are the same thing. Because she is an uneduactated bag of douche.

1. "I'm 18 and terrified I've lost my virility .. help me please ..."

2. "I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."

by Bringing Sassy Back July 9, 2009

Valley of Virility

When something is so straight in its manliness that it becomes incredibly gay in the process, usually displayed in a visual metaphor similar to the Uncanny Valley.

"Remember that 'Valley of Virility' thing I once mentioned ? That's where I feel 'Top Gun' lies. It is so straight that it's looped back around to gay."
-- Rantasmo, "Top Gun Needs More Gay"

by The Logical Fallacy November 4, 2017

Virnigity

What a white girl loses when she sleeps with her first black guy.

Darn I knew Kayla was a slut, but I heard she lost her virnigity with Leroy last night.

by TheTruth Byron.TruthbyRob. November 6, 2021