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Virility 

1. Being able to produce your precious heirs.

2. In the notorious fan fanfiction My Immortal, the author believes that virility and virginity are the same thing. Because she is an uneduactated bag of douche.
1. "I'm 18 and terrified I've lost my virility .. help me please ..."

2. "I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."

Valley of Virility 

When something is so straight in its manliness that it becomes incredibly gay in the process, usually displayed in a visual metaphor similar to the Uncanny Valley.
"Remember that 'Valley of Virility' thing I once mentioned ? That's where I feel 'Top Gun' lies. It is so straight that it's looped back around to gay."
-- Rantasmo, "Top Gun Needs More Gay"

viridity 

1.Naive innocence
2.color of grass;being green
The group was amazed by Maria's viridity to the situation.

She loved the beautiful viridity.
viridity by Nerd anarchy September 6, 2015

Virality 

The degree to which a piece of internet content has been or might be shared in a short amount of time. First coined by CollegeHumor co-founder Ricky Van Veen.
Research into influence and virality suggest that finding swayable audiences is far more important when it comes to spreading information than the apparent influence quotient of the person passing it on.
Virality by quaar December 1, 2010

Virgility 

One's ability to remain a virgin, either by choice or due to personal traits that ensure one's sustained virginity.
Thanks to Jefferey's acne problem, his bad breath, and lack of fashion sense his virgility rating is quite high.
Virgility by redrockmullet April 2, 2010

Virjility 

The time when you were in your room and decided to touch yourself for the very first time.
Hey Todd, this is the first time your bedsheets are wet and sticky. You must've lost your virjility! High five bro! With your other hand!
Virjility by Virjilicious December 11, 2011