A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on
YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-
top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling
Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own
words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink
diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo'
s anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad
the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the
toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs
Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate
Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top
Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die
Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)
He'
s gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten
asshole
Of a roadkill
skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is
diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I
don't like it."