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video 1 by antonio dubzz July 1, 2020
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video 1444

it really not that special it a video of a guy shooting his brains out

his last words were nea baka i think that what it sounds
have you seen video 1444
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The 10 Laws of Video Games 

10. If you find yourself alone in a house, hospital, city, or underground complex, you're going to die.

9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.

8. No violence, no fun.

7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.

6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.

5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.

4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.

3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.

2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.

1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
The 10 Laws of Video Games need no example. Play a video game, and you'll see...

late-1980s-video-game-ish 

It's actually recorded audio, so it doesn't sound so late-1980s-video-game-ish.

the 10 commandments of video games 

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming

National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming 

You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video
"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"

Minecraft 100 Days Videos 

White people live of these videos, we watch them religously. These type of minecraft fans watch atleast one 100 Days video in a week. Common are also "100 Players" or "Player Simulate ___".
Jon is playing a video game with his friend. He tell his friend that he will be afk to help his mother but secretly he is watching his daily dose of Minecraft 100 days videos.
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