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Vitalina 

An eastern European short girl, with blue sparkly eyes and a smile like fire. A brunette with a hair that shines golden in the sunlight. She makes boys crazy just by speaking Italian. Vitalina means life and she is the life itself. She is very confident and she doesn't care what people say about her because she knows how beautiful she is.

But sadly Vitalina has a very bad taste in boys.

She has two sexy friends which are the best. They are always here for her and they are here stars that brighten up her universe.
"This is so Vitalina"
Vitalina by theonlyvivi June 10, 2018

Vitalina 

Only the best person in the entire world!
Vitalina is considered to be awesome.
Vitalina by Fan#8000 March 11, 2011

Vitalina 

A beautiful woman who smart and kind
A vitalina makes the best Portuguese food ever
Vitalina by Friend's for life June 10, 2018

dirty vidalia

Coat your cock with onion juice stick it in her ass.
I took her home last night and tried the dirty vidalia!
dirty vidalia by Trmonahan May 28, 2018

Vitalina 

Vitalina is a beautiful girl who is Hispanic or Latina.She has cute Brown eyes.She can be a little mean.But she don’t give a fuck if they talk behind her back.She will be shy at first but when you get to know her a lot,she will be the greatest friend you’ve ever had in you whole entire life!Vitalina is the most amazing beautiful woman/girl you’ve ever met!
Guy1:Bro have u met Vitalina yet?
Guy2:No!You have to tell me about her!
Vitalina by Vsco Gurl November 4, 2019
a crazy girl who is beautiful, and skinny as can be. She will do anything for you and an amazing person to meet.
that girl is soooo a Valinda!
Valinda by cheerhater7 January 12, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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