victort

when one enters a drinking contest and loses so badly he/she cant even make it to the bathroom to yak.

ron was so inebriated that he vomited on the floor and suffered victort.

victort by maxwell sheffield June 15, 2010

Hopcat Victory

When you win at anything, but you didn’t deserve the win or you simply cheesed a win

Peter won the match of smash bro’s only because my recovery is trash.

Peter replies with “Now that’s what I call a hopcat victory

Hopcat Victory by Eduardo Serrano July 30, 2020

McCarthy’s Victory 

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?

Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,

McCarthy’s Victory by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 8, 2023

jackson victor 

A dude who can be Micheal Jackson's son but also a major poop bag garbage can at the same time. He can't take jokes and overreacts for everything. Overall the cancer of society.

Jackson Victor is a fat donkey.

jackson victor by TheOfficialKocho November 4, 2020

victor nikiforov 

A hot, Russian figure skater from the anime 'Yuri! On Ice' who probably turns every man he meets gay. Engaged to Katsuki Yuuri, a sexy pork cutlet bowl.

Omg is that Victor Nikiforov from that amazing, gay anime Yuri! on Ice? Yuuri and Victor are my otp.

victor nikiforov by Animeho March 23, 2017

Victory shall be mine

A quote used on a regular basis by Stewie Griffin in the earlier seasons of Family Guy.

"Damn you vile woman! Victory shall be mine!".

Victory shall be mine by MiasmaMan July 10, 2012

W for Victory 

what someone would say if they were concussed and instead of saying W for Win they said W for Victory cause concussed people say what ever pops into there head.

"dude we should name are team W, W for Victory"
"dude Win isn't spelt with a V dumbass"
"hey i'm concussed remember"

W for Victory by i'm number 1 March 2, 2012