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Victimidation

Intimidating people and authorities into granting favour by playing the 'Victim' card.

In particular the trait of the leaders of the Catholic Church and also Celtic F.C, both employees and supporters.
The Catholic Church's victimidation of media, legal and government organisations presenting them as downtrodden and repressed whilst all the time strengthening their dominant grip on society by stealth.

Celtic F.C are strong purporters of victimidation by pushing for and succeeding in the sacking or resignation of match officials after decisions have gone against them. They claim that there is a religious conspiracy against them when in fact the officials were only upholding the laws of the game.
Victimidation by Reformer January 14, 2011

Victimless Crime 

A crime committed by an individual or a group for financial gain in which no citizen gets physically harmed or killed, the only victimization from these crimes are a financial loss from a corporation, a bank, or a government entity, which are usually justified by those committing these crimes because of how much those entities screw citizens on an everyday basis.

Most victimless crimes are fraud schemes, however there are a few exceptions to this such as recreational narcotic possession, prostitution (as long as both parties are consenting adults), and shoplifting.

Victimless crimes are also way more attractive to a lot of criminals or everyday citizens that have a one time wild nerve to make some extra cash, as these crimes yield MANY less years in prison than crimes where someone gets hurt. Example of this is someone being a 3rd time check fraud offender getting sentenced to 2 years in prison, versus someone who is a 1st time offender committing an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and getting 5 to 10 years.
Billy Ray: Hey Jimbo, you ever heard of credit card skimming? We can go place these over the card readers at the corner store and have cvvs for days!! It's a victimless crime, definitely will not result in a trip back to the state pen for the 3rd time!
Jimbob: hell yeah! Let's do it. Fraud is poppin!

Victimitis 

Victimitis: A disease that makes the person inflicted with it a victim in every situation.
1. He is not required to pay his mortgage, he has victimitis and did not know what the word variable meant.

2. My victimitis and diabetes is flaring up, it is not my fault as I only had 1 two-liter of Sunkist, 2 breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds and am finally down to 300 pounds.

3. It is not my fault that I was fired, I suffer from victimitis and only called in sick 23 days last year.

4. It is not my fault that I was forced to declare bankruptcy, on top of my victimitis I had to buy my wife some gastric bypass surgery, a follow-up tummy tuck, and a $900 bicycle that I am to fat to ride.
Victimitis by Zap0410 September 2, 2009

self victimizing 

When a dumb ass put him or herself up as a victim or puts themselves in a situation as to which they are victim of.
I am a dumb ass and like to start drama and put myself in self victimizing situations.

Victimism 

Victimism can similarly be defined as a kind of philosophy whereby one chooses to perpetually see one's self as a victim of some sort for the purpose of accruing sympathy and empathy. The ultimate purpose of victimism is simply to attain social power, influence, and status by exploiting the well meaning sympathies and good intentions of the general populace for its social/political support. If one "plays the victim" one can gain power and influence by exploiting the sympathies of the masses.
The newly coined term of "mansplaining" supports an overarching philosophy of victimism employed to great effect by feminists. Mansplaining is a passive/aggressive ploy to silence men by claiming victimization whenever, in the course of ordinary conversation, a man interrupts a woman when she's speaking. The evil act of mansplaining only ever occurs if a man interrupts a woman. It never happens when a man interrupts another man or a woman interrupts another woman. In those cases no victimization has occurred because a man hasn't taken the occasion to "victimize" a woman. Any interruption is a bit rude and confrontational , as we all know; but it's also a pretty standard part of human debating and discussion. However, if a man ever interrupts a woman for any reason ever, a "crime" has taken place. If you ask the woman, she'll explain at great length about her victimization whereas the man will simply shrug his shoulders and wonder what the big deal is.
Victimism by Praaaaavda May 11, 2016

victorize 

to totally blow a team out.

to put a team at your mercy.

to have such a great victory that victory is no longer a good enough word.
The hockey team didn't victorize. They won. Winning is not as good as victorizing because they only won by 1.
victorize by jsxxiii March 31, 2009
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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