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Ventel is the result of a broken condom in a McDonald’s bathroom. It eventually grew up to become a professional pedo degenerate and likes to date young furry kids like a sick fuck. It drives a power wheel toy car too. Ventel is also the main character of a poorly made video game called Indian Tech Scammer Simulator.

Sophie: damn i just saw a weird guy talking dirty to a power wheels toy car
Jordan: really?
Sophie: yes he even made a weird voice and talked back to himself
Jordan: must be a ventel

ventel by Pistolvoyager April 30, 2021

Sebastian Vettel

A person who knows about Formula 1 more than any other person. If a person has knowledge of F1 from A to Z he is said to be Sebastian Vettel.

Mark: Hey Daniel, did you meet my friend Sebastian Vettel?
Daniel: Yes! He is like walking encyclopedia of F1

Sebastian Vettel by TheBlownDiffuser June 23, 2021

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Ubeja Vontell

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.

My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.

Ubeja Vontell by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020

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Ventrella

Italian surname, most commonly found in Southern regions. Tend to have large egos, unbelievably good looking, nice people, distributors of excellent banter, in few cases, insane.

Person 1: Dude did you see them?
Person 2: Yeah, I wish I was a Ventrella...

Ventrella by 65432 September 28, 2011

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But here comes Sebastian Vettel

An expression for an euphoric feeling felt by F1 fans.

Its origin dates back to the 2018 Belgian GP, when Sebastian Vettel overtook Lewis Hamilton after overtaking him on the Kemmel Straight.

Person 1: Wow, Seb has got a good exit through Radillion...

Person 2: ......but here comes Sebastian Vettel (cums)

But here comes Sebastian Vettel by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

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vennela

It means moonlight...vennela is the most beautiful lady ever present.. Happiness oozes out of her and to win her heart is a mans greatest achievement!
Do not lose her! Ever! Hold onto her...cause luck follows her everywhere.

Omg!look her her dance!she's just like a vennela.

vennela by crazybeanmodelfrommars May 31, 2015

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Ubeja Vontell

A frothy mix of semen, lubricants, poop matter and blood after a hardcore homosexual encounter.

I need a towel to wipe all this Ubeja Vontell off of me.

Ubeja Vontell by bdubsy April 15, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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