A nightmarish event or situation, such as spending £250 on a night out in order to pay for some ugly prostitutes
by John Osborne July 24, 2008
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"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
by running out of patience April 8, 2008
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Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!
by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020
Get the L Your Hardware Vendor mug.1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.
Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."
2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."
2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
by richard vendor October 29, 2012
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by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019
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Vennu Mallesh is all of the following (in his own words):
Very sentimental
A very good bad boy
A night worker
A self blamer
A brain eater
A heart stealer
A perfect learner
A back bencher
A kids lover
Very anger (but he knows it's very danger)
The true liar
A mind reader
A truth finder
A smart cheater
A pain killer
A good teacher
Very sentimental
A very good bad boy
A night worker
A self blamer
A brain eater
A heart stealer
A perfect learner
A back bencher
A kids lover
Very anger (but he knows it's very danger)
The true liar
A mind reader
A truth finder
A smart cheater
A pain killer
A good teacher
by NotBrandonAndZeb December 19, 2013
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by The grey nigga April 6, 2017
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