Venno 

A nightmarish event or situation, such as spending £250 on a night out in order to pay for some ugly prostitutes

"You've had an absolute Venno there mate"

"Look at him, he's having a Venno"

Venno by John Osborne July 24, 2008

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

vendor whore by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor 

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012

freedom vendor 

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

freedom vendor by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

Vennu Mallesh 

An amazing lyrical genius, who inspires the world with his hits such as "I Love U Dear" and "It's My Life what ever I wanna Do". He has many great philosophies on life.

Vennu Mallesh is all of the following (in his own words):

Very sentimental
A very good bad boy
A night worker
A self blamer
A brain eater
A heart stealer
A perfect learner
A back bencher
A kids lover
Very anger (but he knows it's very danger)
The true liar
A mind reader
A truth finder
A smart cheater
A pain killer
A good teacher

Vennu Mallesh by NotBrandonAndZeb December 19, 2013

vendome 

A ghetto full of niggas that ride bbcs 24 7 and sell drugs its also full of black and white people mixed and they call it the cage of blacks

look at dos vendome niggas

vendome by The grey nigga April 6, 2017