4 definitions by pingpong

A person who, when explaining something or telling a story, describes things using brand names when it is entirely pointless to do so. Typically some pathetically sad individual who feels the need to let everyone know she is "elite" or "successful" by implicitly informing them that he or she only uses/possesses the more expensive, top-of-the-line items.
Brander: "my dog just knocked over my Columbia water bottle!"

Brander: "I cleaned out the trunk of my Lexis."
by pingpong March 7, 2012
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When someone quits after being pounded in the ass; i.e. Video games or rea life scenarios.
Judas is millhousing after he got his twat slapped by Miguel in Madden.
by pingpong March 21, 2016
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Are there any mars bars in the vendo?
by pingpong May 8, 2005
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An abnormally large breast on a man that may require the assistance of a brassiere.
Check out the Wilzones on that guy.
by pingpong April 10, 2003
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