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Velettah
A velettah is the best person you will ever meet, she if funny, pretty, and brings life to any party she is a VERY SMEXY BEAST and if you find a best friend like her then you are one hella lucky person
Guy: hey who’s that girl over there
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN
Velettah by Randomdude3333 February 13, 2018
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velveeta queen
A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.
He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.
velveeta queen by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
Velveeta
An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.
Velveeta by blueduck577 April 8, 2004
velveeta-method
the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.
velveeta-method by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011
Velvett
Is unique. Beautiful, sometimes cocky very confident - compelled to make a difference whether with a smile or a small gesture. she’s determined & strong. Makes every move heartfelt! Rare to come across & very much reserved. Can be a hot head but can also be a home body. Loving mother and loveing wife. Dependable, reliable, happy, funny, and strong minded.
Velveeta
Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.
Velveeta by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 15, 2021
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