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velvetine rub 

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.
Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.
velvetine rub by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014
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velveteen rub 

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.
She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.
velveteen rub by NickInHudson April 21, 2006

velveteen rub 

When a woman with dentures removes the dentures to perform oral sex on a man. AKA a gum job or gummer.
That trailer trash skank I hooked up with last night popped her dentures out and gave me a velveteen rub!
velveteen rub by manormonkey? February 9, 2009

Velveteen Rub 

Giving oral sex without your dentures in; using your gums
She gave him a velveteen rub, and he immediately left his wife.
Velveteen Rub by UrbanUser80 October 18, 2018

velveteen rub 

founded in the movie soul men.

when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.
i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.

i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.

dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.
velveteen rub by Lil Natural High September 9, 2009
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