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velveteen rub 

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.
She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.
velveteen rub by NickInHudson April 21, 2006

velveteen rub 

When a woman with dentures removes the dentures to perform oral sex on a man. AKA a gum job or gummer.
That trailer trash skank I hooked up with last night popped her dentures out and gave me a velveteen rub!
velveteen rub by manormonkey? February 9, 2009

Velveteen Rub 

Giving oral sex without your dentures in; using your gums
She gave him a velveteen rub, and he immediately left his wife.
Velveteen Rub by UrbanUser80 October 18, 2018

velveteen rub 

founded in the movie soul men.

when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.
i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.

i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.

dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.
velveteen rub by Lil Natural High September 9, 2009
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026