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Horse Velcher 

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.
Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

Horse Velcher 

"man, johns a horse velcher"]
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"
Horse Velcher by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Jeffery Vercher 

Quite possibly the greatest fra football player of all time. While beginning to play for varsity in the 8th grade Jeffery set the single season rushing record for the state of Tennessee, which he would proceed to break again in each of his next 4 years of high school. After putting up 1,276 yards of offense in his 8th grade year Coach Whittemore knew that his newest star RB was something special. Jeffery ran for 1,327 yards freshman year, 1,398 yards his sophomore year, 1,548 yards his junior year, and finally, 1,683 yards for his record breaking senior season Jeffery had set himself up with multiple Division 1 offers and the best running back in the history of Tennessee high school football.
In 2023 Jeffery was honored by having his #3 retired at fra
kid- "Mom, I wanna be like Jeffery Vercher one day!"
mom- "You can do anything if you believe in yourself son"

Parking Vulcher 

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher
Parking Vulcher by David Valentine January 22, 2011
A person who makes lame kills in an online game, usually when the opponent is low on health of fighting another player.
That guy is such a vulcher.
vulcher by The Maurauder May 27, 2004
A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.

Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'
Girl 1: That guy is totally checking you out!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know he's a vulcher.

I would have stayed but he was such a vulch

I totally vulched on her shoes.

I can't believe they are coming to town I am totally vulchin'.
vulcher by SarahEden August 2, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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