velchen

a really cool guy :)

that guy might be velchen

velchen by undercookedpizaa October 2, 2026

velching 

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

velching by Valgar May 5, 2014

velcher 

One who takes place in velching. (The process of ejaculating in a mans ass, then sucking the sperm out with a staw)

Troolin is a master velcher

velcher by Large Penis March 31, 2003

Horse Velcher 

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.

Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

Horse Velcher by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003

Horse Velcher 

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"]
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

Horse Velcher by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

velching 

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

velching by VelcherKing June 15, 2018

Anton Volchenkov 

A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.

Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.

Anton Volchenkov by Phill Latio March 5, 2008