vulcher
A person who makes lame kills in an online game, usually when the opponent is low on health of fighting another player.
vulcher by The Maurauder May 27, 2004
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vulcher
A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.
Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'
Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'
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Vulcher
(N)- one who hovers around a peice of equipment that is currently occupied by another in hopes of using the aforementioned equipment the minute the current user is finished. Most frequently used in cases of gym equipment.
(V)- to hover around a person or peice of equipment in order to ensure that you will be the next user of the particular peice of equipment.
(V)- to hover around a person or peice of equipment in order to ensure that you will be the next user of the particular peice of equipment.
(N)- I was at the gym jogging on the treadmill and this vulcher caim up to me and stood beside the treadmill for 30 minutes until I was finished. I probabley would have used it a while longer had it not been for the vulcher's creepy stare.
(V)- I went to the gym to lift some weights but the only pair of 25lb weights were being used by somebody else, so I vulchered the guy until I creeped him out and he left.
(V)- I went to the gym to lift some weights but the only pair of 25lb weights were being used by somebody else, so I vulchered the guy until I creeped him out and he left.
Vulcher by Gordo201010105568989 March 18, 2009
vulcher shit
adjective: vulcher shit is used to describe the most extreme level of stinch; it is only to be used when no other word describes the level of stinch of which you are experiencing, it catagorizes the nastiest stinch you could ever imagine. FYI: vulchers eat dead rotting carcus therefore their shit would have to be the most pungent of odors
vulcher shit by The Hurst June 11, 2006
Parking Vulcher
A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.
Parking Vulcher by David Valentine January 22, 2011
cum vulcher
A women that is always looking for some cum to eat. It could also mean that she is desperate for cum so she eats anyone's.
You bump into a women on the street and she right off the bat asks for you to cum on her-A cum vulcher
cum vulcher by squattingbear June 24, 2008
Vulcer
Short for "Vaginal Ulcer." A vicious disease caused by too much sex. A rupturing of the vaginal wall, which may lead to a channel developing between the vagina and the anus so that when one defecates, the fecal matter travels through the vaginal canal as well as the rectum. Painful infections may develop, along with copious amounts of pus.
All the porn stars have vulcers.
My friend has been banging too much recently and developed a vulcer.
My friend has been banging too much recently and developed a vulcer.
Vulcer by The Sexpert February 5, 2009
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