Definitions by SarahEden

vulcher 

A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.

Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'

Girl 1: That guy is totally checking you out!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know he's a vulcher.

I would have stayed but he was such a vulch

I totally vulched on her shoes.

I can't believe they are coming to town I am totally vulchin'.

vulcher by SarahEden August 2, 2006