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Vlada
A girl who is absolutely stunning and gorgeous. She is very caring and true to herself. She struggles a bit with herself but makes up with it for the way she loves people. An extremely hilarious person who can have you in tears of laughter. If she is your best friend she treats you the best she can. I know this because she's my best friend. Please don't kill me Vlada I love you😂❤
Vlada by 2535Erin5352 January 10, 2017
Vlada
Vlada is an eastern European name for a girl. If you know a Vlada, you are very lucky. Vlada is one of the funniest, most caring and most beautiful people you will ever meet. Vlada is usually very energetic and loves to have fun. She knows what she wants, and if she set a goal she will do anything to get there.
Vlada by serbiandude December 13, 2012
Vlada
Vlada is a good friend she gets a little moody sometimes, but she gets over it. She may say she hates children but you secretly know she loves them. A lot of boys hit on her but thats only because she likes to look sexy. Don't let anything she says ofend you because she is joking. She gets a little creepy sometimes but you end up laughing at her any way. Vlada is a good friend if you want to have fun and party.
Vlada by dld11223456789 November 7, 2012
vlada
the most amazing person in the world. will always lift you up and is an actual sunshine. you can’t help but love her.
vlada by yesit’sexactlywhoyouthinkitis January 30, 2020
Veldamort
Veldamort by the velma stans February 3, 2021
Son of a Vlada
son of a vlada is refferd to a blonde slutty whore ,you say this when she really pisses you off ,or just at random ppl you dont like .Including valerie vondra,aka Vlada!
Son of a Vlada by pyatkopeyak August 23, 2011
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