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The word is a reference to corporate ineptitude, and not being able to do basic math or even count, after an infamous incident where Verizon tried to charge a consumer .02 dollars after promising him a rate of .02 cents. The audio of several phone calls to Verizon customer representatives was posted to YouTube as video files called vcents.
Oh no! This is vcents all over again!
vcents by ropers December 13, 2008
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nice vents 

A term used to describe a remarkable or interesting profile picture on the facebook social networking website. It can be meant literally or sarcastically depending on the photo. The term has grown in popularity since it was first used in 2007 to compliment a profile picture that inadvertently included someone’s ventilation duct.
{Billie uploads an interesting profile picture}
Zack: nice vents
nice vents by hisbee April 21, 2010
He dug the hole with air vents.
air vents by DemanusFlint January 28, 2004

Ventsislava 

The coolest person ever, who is obssesd with Billie Eilish💚🖤💚🖤
Ventsislava is amazing broo
Ventsislava by billstheking March 2, 2021

willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why

ventsechs 

the practice of having sex over ventrilo voicechat
Lisa gave me ventsechs last week for like 3 hours.
ventsechs by cassius September 6, 2003
me
My name is Ventsi.
Ventsi by Ventsi November 9, 2021
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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