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Ventsi is the most attractive person, with the biggest-dick known to mankind, covered with an invisible cloak, so its balls are in Sofia and the head is in Area 51.
I want to someday have a dick like Ventsi
Ventsi by TheGreeezy May 9, 2024
A bard that drinks a lot of alcohol in the tavern. Says "ehe" to Paimon, and can kill Timmie's birds in an instant.
Venti by Retsdf5 February 6, 2021
gay looking god who has cool puffy pants, hat and god knows how long it took to make that cape. Anyways VENTI PLS COME HOME.
Person 1 (Whale): Hey did you get Venti yet
Person 2(FTP): No what about you?
Person 1: c3 Venti
Person 2: fuck you
Venti by valrune March 7, 2021
venti is a very attractive god from the game genshin impact. he is also known as barbatos. also known as ventilator. he is over 2600 years old and plays the lyre he is perfect in every way. anyway PLEASE COME HOME VENTI
person 1: whoa who is that hot person with the cool ass braids?

person 2: oh your talking about venti! i love him more than anyone. he is so cool.
Venti by venti is god May 8, 2021

Ventrilojizm

The act of vengefully jizzing upon or within an individual whom you have recently made your cock puppet.
Inmate 1: Did you hear about Frank? He's in the infirmary for anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big Monty made him a legitimate cock puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2: Messy.
Ventrilojizm by MajesticLlama August 20, 2011

ventrify 

To convert an idea or innovation into a business venture.
Man, now thats an idea we can ventrify.
ventrify by SpennyV17 June 25, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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