Inmate 1: Did you hear about
Frank? He's in the infirmary for
anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big
Monty made him a legitimate cock puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2: Messy.