A vassyr is an individual who deliberately and maliciously wastes petroleum-based products as a microaggression against the earth for their own existence. This individual routinely utilizes the same jar of petroleum jelly (i.e. Vaseline®) to masturbate as they use for lip balm despite many other readily available and eco-friendly products.
If you're asshole is itching, you should wipe yourself better after you shit instead of being a vassyr with the jelly.
by Frank Wonder January 22, 2025
Get the vassyr mug.A vassyr (acronym) is a guy who blames criticism on race when it's not the case. Also known to harass women who don't comply to his expectations online. It stands for Vain And Self-Serving Yet Regressive. The term isn't typically offensive since it goes over their head most of the time.
After I removed the vassyr from the live he spent all night messaging me about how upset he was that he was.
by kdneeley January 14, 2025
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