A vassyr (acronym) is a guy who blames criticism on race when it's not the case. Also known to harass women who don't comply to his expectations online. It stands for Vain And Self-Serving Yet Regressive. The term isn't typically offensive since it goes over their head most of the time.
After I removed the vassyr from the live he spent all night messaging me about how upset he was that he was.
by kdneeley January 14, 2025
Get the vassyr mug.A vassyr is an individual who deliberately and maliciously wastes petroleum-based products as a microaggression against the earth for their own existence. This individual routinely utilizes the same jar of petroleum jelly (i.e. Vaseline®) to masturbate as they use for lip balm despite many other readily available and eco-friendly products.
If you're asshole is itching, you should wipe yourself better after you shit instead of being a vassyr with the jelly.
by Frank Wonder January 22, 2025
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by poeforshow44 December 7, 2010
Get the Ian Vassar mug.A small liberal arts school in Poughkeepsie, New York with a famously LGBT+ friendly environment. As such, it was consecrated an "Ivy League Whorehouse" by the Westboro Baptist Church in February of 2013, sparking much excitement throughout the student body.
"I can't believe Vassar is now considered Ivy League! I'm so proud to be attending an Ivy League Whorehouse!"
by vassarkid February 10, 2013
Get the Vassar mug.Verb To tell someone you will do something for them or give them something. Then to callously retract your offer after the person is sure that you're doing something for them.Usually retracted after a long period of time the minimum is 3 hours. Of course the amount of time depends on the person level of dickery.
Brian: Hey so Jeff I don't mind giving you a ride home !
Jeff: Thanks man, you really saved me there, I would've had to wait until 8 to get home.
3 hours later
Brian: I can't give you a ride home, sorry for the confusion.
Jeff: I can't believe you vassared me
Jeff: Thanks man, you really saved me there, I would've had to wait until 8 to get home.
3 hours later
Brian: I can't give you a ride home, sorry for the confusion.
Jeff: I can't believe you vassared me
by Fabritzz March 4, 2012
Get the vassared mug.a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.
Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
by cockmaster23 October 30, 2008
Get the Vassar Straight mug.The name of the greatest ship to ever have been conceived, so powerful it had to end due to the gay community not being able to cope with such magnificence.
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