vartu 

A vartu have a lame ass humour is very very friendly when wanna be but mostly doesn't care.. little things matter to this person...can do things if interested well they are mostly to lazy to get interested in people and things...is very genuine person mostly come out as rude or pushover because it doesn't matter to them what people say unless they care about them and will say they dont like you and annoy you all the time but will be always there for you.

Ohh vartu name will suit her because of her humour

vartu by Vartu June 7, 2021

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) 

A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.

Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) by Woody17 February 14, 2020

Virtual Louis

Someone who has a COMPLETELY different personality over the phone/texts than in person. It is ridiculously annoying and a douche move. They pathologically lie and brag about how great their life is and leave "uncool" friends behind.

First Dude: "God DAMN it dude he is SUCH a virtual louis, he's really snazz in person but a complete dick in the group chat."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."

Virtual Louis by hashtagwyattspam February 23, 2015

virtual riot

The legendary EDM music producer.
He's made tracks from various genres like:
dubstep, electro house, drum and bass, moombahcore, drumstep, future house, future bass, glitch hop and more!

Guy 1: Have you heard Virtual Riot's new song?
Guy 2: Nah! I hate dubstep
Guy 1: Your taste in music is shit! Just fuck off!

virtual riot by Anonymous_69_69 September 5, 2018

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money by pussy bee October 25, 2019

Varuni 

An amazing human being with the most amazing personality. They show their affection with long paragraphs or cute memes. They can quote vines for the rest of their lives. They are just the most perfect person ever.

Guy A: Damn, I met a Varuni

Guy B: You lucky bastard. They’re a keeper

Varuni by scftymoon October 7, 2018

Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

Virtual Work Girlfriend by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022