My vagina was pounded so hard that when Mandingo pulled out, I let out an enormous vart.

I sneezed so hard that I accidentally varted at the same time.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

After going at it a while air get's sucked into your vagina and you vart.

After we had sex, she laid the biggest vart I've ever heard!

Craigs mom varted so loud, the whole country shook!

The other kind of noise is the oft made fun of farting noise that occurs after air is forced into my vagina during sex or daily life. My roommate informed me of a slang term they use in Kamloops for this but I forget it (wait, it's queef, and many people seem to use this judging by the emails I've been getting...Another suggestion: vart).

I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"