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Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.
Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

Melissa Vandella 

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.
Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.
Melissa Vandella by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022
a group of females here to disrupt the natural flow of life, trouble makers and despots.
" See those bitches over there, they're nothing but vandellas, picking on that poor soul."
vandellas by English muffins February 13, 2014

Thomas Vardell 

A young boy that enjoys playing the poop challenge and fuck dead dogs.
What are you doing tonight Thomas Vardell ?

Ohh just fucking some dead dogs.
Varnell's are conceited narcissistic pretentious assholes.
Varnell thinks he's perfect that man can die
Varnell by Vernell December 20, 2016

VarnHELL FD 

An organization based in the gorgeous outskirts of cornell campus. At first it will seem like an amazing facility with cool yellow fire trucks an too good to be true bunk house. Soon though you will find that the facility is haunted, the leader is a total whacker and that they are hippier than down town ithaca.
I saw that whacker chief from VarnHELL FD running lights and sirens to a lift assist at 517 Gross
VarnHELL FD by clever45812394 November 1, 2017