variants

Fakes; not real. Usually dealing with selling or buying shoes.

Damn man I hella want those jordans but they're variants... fake ass piece of shit.. oh well ya boi Vinh's gonna cop them anyways...

by Vinnie Poo November 4, 2006

Singapore Math Variants

Math titles plagued with brain-unfriendly questions to bedevil or challenge those who find that school textbooks in Singapore ill-prepare them to solve nonroutine or tricky questions—kiasu parents and tutors want to expose their children and students to fiendish or deadlier word problems to protect themselves against olympiad math questions, which have infected school exam papers in recent years.

Publishers are maniacally looking for Singapore math variants writers to meet the mathematical needs and wants of kiasu parents, who want their kids to have an unfair competitive edge over their peers.

by MathPlus May 19, 2021

omicron variant

the latest DLC to Coronavirus: The Game

"oh god oh fuck i hope omicron variant doesn't reach new zealand"

by anonymous December 5, 2021

sigma variant

A disease affecting one's ability to stop grustling. Often combined with a lone wolf attitude and an affinity for cryptocurrency.

I think Edwin caught the sigma variant, he won't stop talking about Gary V.

by mteusz November 28, 2021

B.C. variant

Highly infectious, but slightly weaker strain of the Covid-19 virus, especially pertaining to the origin of the region southwest Missouri, in which the infected victim suffers from the unstoppable urge to violently sneeze everywhere in a 5 meter radius, sniffle at an earthshattering volume, and play either mobile games or Valorant during study halls.

"Bro, Benji cover your mouth！I ain't tryin to get B.C. variant!

by Trip@Knight December 2, 2021

variant

something that differs from the standard form.

Jennet's brightly colored sail appeared to be the only variant in the cluster of white-sailed boats.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".

So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.

by YAWA February 7, 2021