Valloon

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A valloon is the act of filling a partner's vaginal canal with air from your mouth, then, either tickling or poking her stomach, forcing her into an exaggerated queef.

Steps:
1. Seal open mouth to the vulva, ensuring vagina is open for air intake.
2. Exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.

3. Close labia with tongue.
4. Poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. Enjoy or criticize at leisure.

Tips* This maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.

I vallooned a girl so good last night, she queefed like a whoopi-cushion!

Nala was enjoying being eaten out until she realized she had become the victim of yet another valloon.

Valloon by JDRxxx88 November 26, 2010

Words you can keep

Missis Vallonei

awesome english teacher with an R moscia

Missis Vallonei gud mornin evribodi

Missis Vallonei by aaaaaaaaaanessusno January 6, 2021

Related Words

Valloon • Vallon • valoon • vallone • Valooning • vanloon • Missis Vallonei

Valoon

The most awesome clan of people to walk this earth. They have allies of great powers and are ninjas and wizards that never fail.

Guy 1: Woah, dude! That was so awesome!!!
Guy 2: I know, right? It was so Valoon!

Valoon by ShiloofRepo!TGO June 21, 2011

vanloon

A person with a very large cranium, and one testicle.

Dude stop studing chemisrty you damn vanloon.

vanloon by Zouling January 7, 2005

Missis Vallonei

She is the best english teacher u can imagine.
if u are reading this i like u but ill never admit it and it's fine that way because its funny to tease eachother, so please Ignore this

Gud morining, i em missis vallonei end ai am iour inglish ticer. (To read with a very heavy southern italian accent, A/N)

Missis Vallonei by OOGOFODJFPEWJ January 11, 2021

vallon

A crazy good metal band from Northshore Massachusetts.
played warped tour/taste of chaos/music as a weapon/ toured east coast and played countless local shows.

these dudes brought the party wherever they went and had the best live show in town!

active between 2005-2011

discography:
For Safe Keeping
Vices
The Rebuilding

Last Known Lineup..
Jimmy Mercer- vocals
Cyle Osgood- guitar/vocals
Madison Roseberry- guitar
Ian Pirro- bass
Anthony Lusk Simone- Drums

whatever the opposite of viagra is... i need it after watching vallons set

vallon by dr. lipshits September 19, 2011

valoon

To show someone your crotchular region without anything covering it, whether intentional or not.

(it's like mooning someone, or flashing someone)

Julia, don't spread your legs like that while wearing a skirt, you're valooning the entire class!

valoon by Cassy Gebben June 11, 2006

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026