Valloon 

A valloon is the act of filling a partner's vaginal canal with air from your mouth, then, either tickling or poking her stomach, forcing her into an exaggerated queef.

Steps:
1. Seal open mouth to the vulva, ensuring vagina is open for air intake.
2. Exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.

3. Close labia with tongue.
4. Poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. Enjoy or criticize at leisure.

Tips* This maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.

I vallooned a girl so good last night, she queefed like a whoopi-cushion!

Nala was enjoying being eaten out until she realized she had become the victim of yet another valloon.

Valloon by JDRxxx88 November 26, 2010

Missis Vallonei 

awesome english teacher with an R moscia

Missis Vallonei gud mornin evribodi

Missis Vallonei by aaaaaaaaaanessusno January 6, 2021

Valoon 

The most awesome clan of people to walk this earth. They have allies of great powers and are ninjas and wizards that never fail.

Guy 1: Woah, dude! That was so awesome!!!
Guy 2: I know, right? It was so Valoon!

Valoon by ShiloofRepo!TGO June 21, 2011

vanloon 

A person with a very large cranium, and one testicle.

Dude stop studing chemisrty you damn vanloon.

vanloon by Zouling January 7, 2005

Missis Vallonei 

She is the best english teacher u can imagine.
if u are reading this i like u but ill never admit it and it's fine that way because its funny to tease eachother, so please Ignore this

Gud morining, i em missis vallonei end ai am iour inglish ticer. (To read with a very heavy southern italian accent, A/N)

Missis Vallonei by OOGOFODJFPEWJ January 11, 2021

vallon 

A crazy good metal band from Northshore Massachusetts.
played warped tour/taste of chaos/music as a weapon/ toured east coast and played countless local shows.

these dudes brought the party wherever they went and had the best live show in town!

active between 2005-2011

discography:
For Safe Keeping
Vices
The Rebuilding

Last Known Lineup..
Jimmy Mercer- vocals
Cyle Osgood- guitar/vocals
Madison Roseberry- guitar
Ian Pirro- bass
Anthony Lusk Simone- Drums

whatever the opposite of viagra is... i need it after watching vallons set

vallon by dr. lipshits September 19, 2011

valoon 

To show someone your crotchular region without anything covering it, whether intentional or not.

(it's like mooning someone, or flashing someone)

Julia, don't spread your legs like that while wearing a skirt, you're valooning the entire class!

valoon by Cassy Gebben June 11, 2006