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vanhoose 

A cool ass fucking family that no one fucks with no matter what or they'll gang bang you
Ohh look at the vanhoose guy with the big cock dont fuck with him or he'll fuck with you literally
vanhoose by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016
to call one a mandrake user
You lame ass vanhoff, use freebsd.
vanhoff by iuno June 23, 2004
I vanhooled myself yesterday after using the urinal.
Vanhool by Broadway40 October 21, 2021

vanhoodonk 

wow this guys a real vanhoodonk
vanhoodonk by WiiSports#1 June 21, 2017

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

national do the vanhook day 

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate
hey today is national do the vanhook day”