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A cool ass fucking family that no one fucks with no matter what or they'll gang bang you

Ohh look at the vanhoose guy with the big cock dont fuck with him or he'll fuck with you literally

vanhoose by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016

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vanoose

Another term for a womens genitals.

Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Alyssa.?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: She has a vanoose that could fit earth in it.
Guy2: What the hell is a vanoose?
Guy1: Womans genitals!
Guy2: Oh, ahahahahahah. Damn it's huge.

vanoose by T-dub17 June 29, 2008

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Vahoose

An Oversized vagina.

Your mother's vagina can cover my whole head, therefore it is a vahoose.

Vahoose by Joba Jay December 9, 2008

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Vanhouser

Balls....ball sweat

Im freezing my Vanhouser off.

Vanhouser by Smokey Macpot November 10, 2006

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VanHouser

The male Testicles, the balls, The sweat the emitted from the balls

I froze my Vanhousers off.
That guys got a big set of Vanhousers.

VanHouser by John VanGordon November 10, 2006

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vonhoosenschoonsen

a person who makes love to and makes out with inanimate objects, and gets married to them legally.

wow he is such a vonhoosenschoonsen, he makes out with his car

vonhoosenschoonsen by crumpingpumpetts March 30, 2021

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Vanhouse

A person of america, usually loving sugar and eating bowls of it in there sugar just for that sugary sensation.

Omg hanna is that a vanhouse? he looks like he has a sugar rush

Vanhouse by Tyson and friends April 6, 2021

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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