vanhandling 

Like manhandling only with a van, or min-van.

*getting out of a tight parking spot*
Cass: Sweet vanhandling! I thought you would hit that car!!
Cait: It was nothing.

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: MAybe you should take a vanhandling course.
Jared: I didn't the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who car drive a van without skidding in the winter is vanhandling to the fullest.

vanhandling by Cassandra Sherlock December 9, 2008

Cyber Panhandling 

verb
1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.

Cyber Panhandler: "Hey bro, rember me? You're looking good these days. I know we weren't good friends in school and I haven't talked to you or seen you in 20+ years, but could you spare like $100? I haven't gotten high in 3 days and I'm just waiting for this job to hire me this week. I'll get you back man. If not, Obama is supposed to be hooking me up real soon." (message sent using Iphone4)

Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"

Cyber Panhandling by lostinamerica November 28, 2012

panhandling 

Also referred to begging, sponging, spanging. Aggressive panhandling involves the solicitation of donations in an inappropriate and intimidating manner. This is not mugging, but rather a "borderline" activity which is often prohibited by law.

Etymology:
back-formation from panhandler, probably from panhandle, noun; from the extended forearm
Date:
1894

intransitive verb : to stop people on the street and ask for food or money : beg transitive verb 1 : to accost on the street and beg from 2 : to get by panhandling

"Hey did you see that bum panhandling. His sign said, 'My Father was Killed by Ninjas, Need Money for Karate lessons.' He would be better off with a bottle of Jack Daniels and vial of crack."

panhandling by cpmryan May 22, 2008

institutionalized panhandling 

The act of an institution or charity hiring a staff of commissioned college students that stand in the street wearing branded shirts, passing out sympathy- or fear-inducing literature, and holding clipboards to forcibly solicit donations.

A: Aww man, the sidewalk is blocked up by 5 people all wearing the same green shirt, this can only mean Greenpeace is engaging in institutionalized panhandling again.
B: Quick, pretend you're on your cell phone and whatever you do do not make eye contact.

institutionalized panhandling by rion harmon June 19, 2008

Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Vanlandingham's Curse by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

Panhandling Behavior 

Murdering someone close to you with no expectation of getting away with it.

Don’t go to that part of Florida, there’s been a lot of panhandling behavior over that way.

Panhandling Behavior by MissJF May 17, 2018

van-handling 

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

van-handling by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008