vancer

You misspelled cancer

John: oh that’s so vancer

Oswald:Don’t you mean cancer?

John: no! Vancer!

by Faze breadstick June 29, 2021

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Vancer

Someone who has or wishes to have sexual relations with living room furniture, specifically couches and/or loveseat.

Act can be performed with or without a condom.

DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?

DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?

by 400lb.cyber.attacker August 11, 2024

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J.D. Vance

A Silicon Valley millionaire who left Ohio behind and called Trump an idiot and Trump supporters racist.

J.D. Vance is a complete fraud.

J.D.'s a flip-flopping flipper, deleted his tweets.

by USAFreedomFund November 23, 2021

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Victor Vance is the main character in the new Grand Theft Auto game Vice City Stories. He is the brother of Lance Vance and is a 28 year old Army soldier in peak physical condition. He soon receives a dishonorable discharge from the Army and teams up with his brother Lance to take over Vice City.

St. Victor Vance the hollier than thou killer!

by Reddyfire November 24, 2006

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Vanderbilt University

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.

Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University

by gobosox August 19, 2017

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