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Someone who has or wishes to have sexual relations with living room furniture, specifically couches and/or loveseat.

Act can be performed with or without a condom.
DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?

DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?
Vancer by 400lb.cyber.attacker August 11, 2024
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J.D. Vance 

A Silicon Valley millionaire who left Ohio behind and called Trump an idiot and Trump supporters racist.
J.D. Vance is a complete fraud.

J.D.'s a flip-flopping flipper, deleted his tweets.
J.D. Vance by USAFreedomFund November 23, 2021

Victor Vance

Victor Vance is the main character in the new Grand Theft Auto game Vice City Stories. He is the brother of Lance Vance and is a 28 year old Army soldier in peak physical condition. He soon receives a dishonorable discharge from the Army and teams up with his brother Lance to take over Vice City.
St. Victor Vance the hollier than thou killer!
Victor Vance by Reddyfire November 24, 2006

Vanderbilt University 

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.
Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University
Vanderbilt University by gobosox August 19, 2017
Assaulted from the behind
Walker got Vanciered
vanciered by plznovancier February 22, 2017

vanderflugen 

When she asks you what the safe word is, you tell her it’s vanderflugen. Bitches will never forget Vanderflugen
vanderflugen by Dirtyjimmyntheboyz February 17, 2021
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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