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Someone who has or wishes to have sexual relations with living room furniture, specifically couches and/or loveseat.

Act can be performed with or without a condom.
DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?

DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?
Vancer by 400lb.cyber.attacker August 11, 2024

J.D. Vance 

A Silicon Valley millionaire who left Ohio behind and called Trump an idiot and Trump supporters racist.
J.D. Vance is a complete fraud.

J.D.'s a flip-flopping flipper, deleted his tweets.
J.D. Vance by USAFreedomFund November 23, 2021

Victor Vance

Victor Vance is the main character in the new Grand Theft Auto game Vice City Stories. He is the brother of Lance Vance and is a 28 year old Army soldier in peak physical condition. He soon receives a dishonorable discharge from the Army and teams up with his brother Lance to take over Vice City.
St. Victor Vance the hollier than thou killer!
Victor Vance by Reddyfire November 24, 2006

Vanderbilt University 

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.
Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University
Vanderbilt University by gobosox August 19, 2017
Assaulted from the behind
Walker got Vanciered
vanciered by plznovancier February 22, 2017

vanderflugen 

When she asks you what the safe word is, you tell her it’s vanderflugen. Bitches will never forget Vanderflugen