vance

1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
by senior bacon August 01, 2006
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really really HOT and amazing guy with a 12 inch dick is a good listener and would make the best boyfriend ever extremely caring people either love him or hate him but is an all round awesome guy he has friends that are pricks most of the time and only hangs out with them because he feels sorry for them enjoys dance music and hates grunge he may say that he doesn't have a girl on his mind but he always has one special girl on his mind has the best fashion sense ever and makes girls want him with one glance yet he will only truly care for one he is very unique and HOT
vance is the hottest guy ever
by ezioauditore101 November 29, 2011
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A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?

Man2: No, what happened?

Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!

Man2: No way!

Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
by Jack Beddingfield April 21, 2009
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one who is fucked in the head and obsessed with the thought of pussy.
That guy was obsessed with pussy, he's such a vance.
by Lindsey Lee April 25, 2006
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vance is a rich boy who is always flashing his ass. all he wants is a girls big booty, so he can shove his 1 incher in it. His mom is also very hot.
by yermasaur October 09, 2019
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A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.
"Rob you are such a vance I never made a bet with you."
by arrrg12 August 29, 2007
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Dried semen. An unsightly stain.
After Tommy Vance, UK radio DJ.
by mike2sheds March 05, 2007
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