Vampon

Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!

I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.

by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008

Vampon

Vampon
Exactly as one would expect. A tampon for vampires. These also double as a tasty yet sinister appetizer.

Edward, or some other crap vampire, extracted Bella's vampon from the wastebasket as midnight snackage.

by Esus4 November 28, 2010

vampons

A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.

As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'

by vampy69 September 28, 2023