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vampons 

A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.

As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'

vampons by vampy69 September 28, 2023