Vampansie 

Noun.

1. Vampire that does not drink blood.

2. Vampire that sparkles.

Tween girl "If you were a vampire, would you be like Edward?"
Me "I'd be more bad-ass than that vampansie, he just sparkles all day, and WTF does that do?"

Vampansie by 42isall January 9, 2010

Vampansy 

Lame Pansy ass kissing vampires.

Real Vampire1: You know, those kissing vampires are giving us a bad rep!

Real Vampire2: I hear ya! Wanna go kick some vampansy ass?

Vampansy by imakewordsup March 18, 2010

vampaneze

Originating from a twelve-book series called "{Cirque Du Freak" ("The Saga of Darren Shan" in Britian and Ireland), a group of blooddrinkers that broke away from the vampire clan when the vampires decided to stop killing humans. They have purple skin and red eyes, hair, and fingernails because of large comsumptions of blood. They hold high morals and never lie, but they kill when they feed.

"Fear me, the Lord of the Vampaneze! I'm worse than Ann Coulter!" -- Steve Leopard

vampaneze by Wail Halls September 7, 2006

Vampairies 

Vampire teeth collectors; tooth fairies of vampires

I killed 4 vampires last night so I'm going to get a nice pay out from the vampairies tonight!!

Vampairies by RubyRick May 23, 2023