Vampansie

Noun.

1. Vampire that does not drink blood.

2. Vampire that sparkles.

Tween girl "If you were a vampire, would you be like Edward?"
Me "I'd be more bad-ass than that vampansie, he just sparkles all day, and WTF does that do?"

Vampansie by 42isall January 9, 2010

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Vampansy

Lame Pansy ass kissing vampires.

Real Vampire1: You know, those kissing vampires are giving us a bad rep!

Real Vampire2: I hear ya! Wanna go kick some vampansy ass?

Vampansy by imakewordsup March 18, 2010

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Vampansie • Vampairies • vampaneze • Vampansy

vampaneze

Originating from a twelve-book series called "{Cirque Du Freak" ("The Saga of Darren Shan" in Britian and Ireland), a group of blooddrinkers that broke away from the vampire clan when the vampires decided to stop killing humans. They have purple skin and red eyes, hair, and fingernails because of large comsumptions of blood. They hold high morals and never lie, but they kill when they feed.

"Fear me, the Lord of the Vampaneze! I'm worse than Ann Coulter!" -- Steve Leopard

vampaneze by Wail Halls September 7, 2006

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Vampairies

Vampire teeth collectors; tooth fairies of vampires

I killed 4 vampires last night so I'm going to get a nice pay out from the vampairies tonight!!

Vampairies by RubyRick May 23, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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