valuns

adopt me players that use newgen values.

“this valun was arguing with another player because the valun claimed to be 0.1 over”

“only accepts OP pets? what the hell are these valuns talking about?”

valuns by emememe836328 March 26, 2026

Nick Valensi 

Nick Valensi is the guitarist from New York band The Strokes. He normally plays the lead guitar parts. Nick is the youngest band member. As I'm writing this he is married to Amanda De Cadenet and she is expecting twins with Nick in November.
A lot of people say Nick Valensi is the sex. I'd like to agree with them.

Nick Valensi is the sex!!

Nick Valensi by Christina_ July 31, 2006

valumshuis

very fat, thick, and juicy.

She has a valumshuis ass.

valumshuis by cherry fuk nut April 25, 2020

Nick Valensi 

Nick Valensi is the lead and rythm guitarist for popular New York band, The Strokes, often trading with fellow bandmate Albert Hammond Jr. for the lead. Generally he tends to play the solos, incorporating a very synthesized sound into the music. His most notable use of this sound is in the song '12:51' on album 'Room on Fire'. His most often seen guitar is the Epiphone Riviera P-94, other guitars include a TV Yellow Gibson Les Paul Junior, and a Black Gibson Les Paul custom.
Nick recieved his first guitar at the age of five, an acoustic, his first electric at age eight. By the age of thirteen he was already an accomplshed guitarist.
He met fellow bandmates Fabritzio Moretti, Nickolai Fraiture, and Julian Casablancas at a two year stint in prestigious Dwight School in Manhattan. Valensi joined The Strokes while still in High School, borrowing Hammond Jr's ID to get into clubs. He dropped out of college to pursue a full time musical career.
Nick has been described as "gorgeously cynical" and "Quite aware of his own good looks"
He lives in New York with his girlfriend Amanda De Cadenet and her daughter Atlanta.

Example one -
Person A: Who's you favorite guitarist?
Person B: Nick Valensi
Person A: Why?
Person B: Because his mad skills far outstretch the confines of your feeble mind.
Person A: Oh, okay.

Example two -
Person A: Valensi appears to be able to fit the word 'like' in every other second.
Person V: Like, indeed.

Nick Valensi by Person B April 17, 2006

nick valensi 

guitarist for the strokes. has better hair than you'll ever have in your life time. he is the sex. case in point, he can make the dumbest comment or the stupidest facial expression and you'll still want to have his babies. he owns you.

nick valensi, the definition of sex.

nick valensi by n.s. January 4, 2004

Valenswine 

A Valentine's Day date that resembles a pig

Yes I'very got a date but she's a bit of a Valenswine!

Valenswine by SirGreg February 14, 2017

Ritchie Valens

Ritchie Valens was an amazing man who cared a lot about his music and family. Sadly Ritchie‘s life ended alongside fellow musicians Buddy Holly, J.P. Richardson professionally known as the Big Bopper, on February 3rd, 1959 in clear lake Iowa from a plane crash. Ritchie was terribly afraid of planes ever since his friend was killed by a falling plane when he was younger. If you’re interested in more about Ritchie I suggest watching the 1987 film La Bamba.

R.I.P Ritchie valens you are a legend, just remember, the sky belongs to the stars.

Ritchie Valens by Unkn0wnHuman January 2, 2020