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from the French character Jean Valjean
To get out of something/ somewhere

To tell others to leave in a rude fashion
This party is boring, valjean?

Valjean! I don't have time for you
valjean by Toxqjam June 19, 2022
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Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.
"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.
Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011

jean valjean

to treat items average Americans take for granted like someone who's been persecuted in the old time French prison system
"Keith jean valjean'd my breakfast this morning...like he hadn't eaten in 10 years."

jean valjean by Hula February 3, 2008

Jean Valjean

Jean Valjean is the main character in the amazing Les Misèrables. Les Misèrables is a musical about the French Revolution. Jean Valjean was a prisoner for stealing a loaf of bread and escapes from prison. Javert the police inspector follows him around for years. Jean Valjean is the father of Cosette.
Jean Valjean was my favorite character in Les Misèrables!
Jean Valjean by rupaul2021 February 21, 2021
a part of the body that is only found on females. Also refered to as the vagina. This word is pronounced Va Jean, say jean kind of friend like. You may use the word to critize someone as well.
Man you guys are acting vajeans.
vajean by Tiffani Jill March 7, 2008
the outline of a girls pussy formed from wearing tight jeans.
Dude that girl shouldnt wear such tight jeans i can see her VaJeana.
VaJeana by Mr.2010 and 1/2 July 9, 2010
The seam of the woman's jean that goes directly over the vagina.
The vajean on her pants ripped.
vajean by babester1294 April 26, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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