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Valejandro

Valejandro is a mixed name between; names starting with V and Alejandro. If anyone says their name is Valejandro, they're likely to be, or their parents are likely to be Lady Gaga stans. So if you want to have a raging homosexual and equal rights activist friend, look for Valejandros!
"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Valejandro"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"
Valejandro by peanutbutterluv November 21, 2021
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Alejandro Rosario 

Alejandro can make you go 🤰 or 🤤 if he ever smiles. He is known from tiktok, member of the lollipop boys. Born in New Jersey and is Costa rican. Plays soccer⚽ just like the boys.
Person a: who can smile the best?

Person b: Alejandro Rosario duh like peridot

Person a: Omg that was such a dumb question

Person b: I know right
Alejandro Rosario by Crackhead666 December 8, 2019

alejandro rosario 

alejandro rosario, the tiktok star, is a 16 year old boy who gets girls with his amazing smile✨ nj boy, friends with mattia polibio(the kid who licks toilet seats) , alvaro romero (👉🏼👃🏼👎🏼), kairi consentino (olaf 5’4), roshaun diah (roshauna) and robert george’s (aka rebound robert🐐
follow me on tiktok; flawlessmattia
follow me on insta: toadmanmattia
“who gets girls just by smiling

alejandro rosario.”
alejandro rosario by nj boys December 8, 2019

alejandrosexual 

alternative word: alejandrero/alejandrera
it means being a simp and making your coochie bleed everytime you see alejandro cause he’s a greek god and better than everyone who’s ever gonna read this
twitter mutual 1: omg did you see that boy? he’s so hot 🥵
twitter mutual 2: i’m so alejandrosexual for him 😩😩😩

Alejandro 

The best person you could ever meet.He could make you feel a thousand different ways.But of it is pure happiness.You love the little things about him.You love the way your hand feels in his.You love the way his lips feel on yours.You love the way he effortlessly puts a smile on your face.You love hearing his voice because it always makes you smile.When you hug him,you feel like your floating.You feel like theres nothing there that can hurt you.You guys are both in your own little world.He makes you feel like the happiest person in the world.You love the way he makes you feel when your with him.He makes you smile even 25/8.He has the most mesmerizing smile in the world . Its the smile that makes you fall in love over and over again. He treats you with so much respect and tells you that he loves you every single day.Even when your mad,he tells you that he loves you.Even when your sad he says those three words your days become 1000%.You can't go 5 minutes without texting him and if your not,your struggling to find something to keep you busy until he does.He text you all hours through the day.He knows almost everything thing about you, and whatever he doesn't know he going to figure it out because you know what.He loves you.He loves you with all his heart.Alejandro is someone that you cannot lose.Because if you do,your gonna be devastated.And if he loses you he's going to hurt like he's never hurt before.Because once he's fully committed to you,he's committed to you and ONLY YOU.
The only way you can describe Alejandro is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G !
Alejandro by sharkiesha the 3rd July 26, 2018

Alejandro 

It’s a name
My name is Alejandro
Alejandro by Alcastor September 27, 2018

Alejandro Rosario 

A Famous Costa Rican Tiktoker from New Jersey that has the best smiles. He went viral from Mattia Polibio 's tiktok where they shared a lollipop with his friends. He is also known to growl out of nowhere and make people go 🤰. He used to have the edgar haircut til he changed it (he can still rock it though).
Person 1: Did you watch Alejandro Rosario's Live on tiktok?
Person 2: Of course he is always smiling.
Person 3: Omg when he growled it made me go 🤰
Alejandro Rosario by TKDBoi December 17, 2019
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