legendary knight of unmatched skill of hand-to-hand combat and double edged weapons, died due lonliness and starvation, killed 1,000,000,000 in his lifetime
When you have buttsex with a girl speaking in tongues after drinking in the pool all day long and she gets nauseous so you reach around to hold a trash can for her while she pukes but keep pounding it so hard.
I felt so bad for Kara after her husband gave her the Dirty Vallarta last night, she’s still kinda nauseous and won’t be shitting right for a week!