valentwat 

When your Valentine be actin' like a twat and not giving you poontang.

"Don't be such a Valentwat this year!"

valentwat by Jonmurf September 15, 2016

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

Valencat's Day 

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.

While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.

Valencat's Day by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013

Valentia 

A name meaning "courage" in spanish. The girl who has this name is not afraid to be herself. She's beautiful in her own way, strong, witty but wise above all. She learns from her experiences and has many.

That girl is a right Valentia... She's almost scary...

Valentia by MelanieElias July 1, 2011

Valenhater 

Someone who dislikes Valentine's day and relationships in general.

I'm celebrating Valenhater's day on February 14th.

Valenhater by Henner March 16, 2009

Valentard 

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.

She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.

Valentard by ShowFire March 2, 2011

Valentitties Day 

A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.

Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.

Valentitties Day by Jürgen Off February 13, 2009