The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation.
by Malakai April 02, 2006
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A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.
A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.
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The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.
Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.
by patrick wood April 18, 2006
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This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian
The best position ever, the valedictorian
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the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.
girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian
by nay and amers June 10, 2006
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When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
by black.heart.rebel July 08, 2009
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