Palaziol'd

To be lied to or stolen from when you least expect it.

Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)

by black.heart.rebel October 22, 2009

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

by black.heart.rebel July 08, 2009