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Fat from the waist down on a woman's front section rounding down to the vagina
"Look at that woman's camel toe... That's to big! It's a vajumic!"
vajumic by Trishooters January 9, 2014
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(adj.): Having an exceedingly wet vagina.

see also: vajuice, n.
Carly was so vajuicy that I almost drowned going down on her.
vajuicy by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Vajumach 

When A stomach hangs over the vagina. aka 'The pooch'
the Resturaunt manager Grizzelda had such a large Vajumach that when i went to order i quickly lost my appiteite.
Vajumach by Dirt Boy 75 February 21, 2011
(noun): Vaginal secretions or moisture.

see also: vajuicy, adj.
Carly was so horny you could see her vajuice soaking through her panties.
vajuice by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
The disgusting squishy pooch some fat chicks have between the vagina and the stomach that allows no clear definition between the two areas.
Josh's girl is nasty, she has a vagumic. I thought I was gonna puke when I saw her.
Vagumic by ecoastk1d August 25, 2009

vagumich 

Also known as the Fupa Pouch or Gunt. Common side effects equal foul smells from "Fupa Flaps" and occasionally "disappearing" Feet Syndrome.
That rather large man has a Vagumich
vagumich by Adam J. Wilson December 14, 2008

vajumich 

A stomach that hangs over your vagina. Vajumich. Pronounced as: va-jum-ick
That vajumich is so huge.
vajumich by Caressa Snyder May 13, 2016
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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