Vajuices are the liquids excreted from a vagina when a women is really turned on. The female equivalent to cum on a lesser level. Often These "vajuices" cause a "glazing" of the vagina,penis and stomachs (if in the missionary position) of the sexual partners. They provide a sleek slippery surface for bambam.
Men should not fret the vajuices, they are harmless and mean you are doing something right.
Kevin and Brittney had sex and he got her vajuices flowing.
Brad: Last night me and Angelina had crazy sex, I really had her vajuices flowing.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'