vagumpkin

The delicate art of getting your box munched while taking a shit.

Suzy never considered herself a lesbian until she gave her sister her first sloppy vagumpkin.

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vumpkin

The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.

I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.

vumpkin by King David II November 22, 2004

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Jeff got some doo doo on his chin last night while giving Angela a vlumpkin.

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An expert at giving vumpkins

Person 1: "James can vumpkin 11 girls at once, and he only has 10 fingers!"

Person 2: "Well, obviously. James is the Vumpking!"

Vumpking by paradix October 27, 2011

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Vampire pumpkin. A pumpkin with vampire-like features carved into it.

We were having a perfectly happy Halloween until the neighbors invited us over and we saw their hideous vampkin!

vampkin by Seshie November 11, 2020

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