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Vlumpkin 

Maaaan i'd love a vlumpkin right now
Vlumpkin by Vihaan gooner May 6, 2025
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The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.
I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.
vumpkin by King David II November 22, 2004

Vumpking 

An expert at giving vumpkins
Person 1: "James can vumpkin 11 girls at once, and he only has 10 fingers!"

Person 2: "Well, obviously. James is the Vumpking!"
Vumpking by paradix October 27, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026