vumpkin

The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.

I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.

vumpkin by King David II November 22, 2004

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Vlumpkin

The art of eating a girl out while she is taking a shit.

Jeff got some doo doo on his chin last night while giving Angela a vlumpkin.

Vlumpkin by Bruce "Hot Carl" Beckmann April 21, 2008

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vumpkin • Vumpking • Vlumpkin • vampkin

Vumpking

An expert at giving vumpkins

Person 1: "James can vumpkin 11 girls at once, and he only has 10 fingers!"

Person 2: "Well, obviously. James is the Vumpking!"

Vumpking by paradix October 27, 2011

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vampkin

Vampire pumpkin. A pumpkin with vampire-like features carved into it.

We were having a perfectly happy Halloween until the neighbors invited us over and we saw their hideous vampkin!

vampkin by Seshie November 11, 2020

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Vlumpkin

A blumpkin from a Vihaan

Maaaan i'd love a vlumpkin right now

Vlumpkin by Vihaan gooner May 6, 2025

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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