vumpkin

The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.

I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.

vumpkin by King David II November 22, 2004

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Vlumpkin

The art of eating a girl out while she is taking a shit.

Jeff got some doo doo on his chin last night while giving Angela a vlumpkin.

Vlumpkin by Bruce "Hot Carl" Beckmann April 21, 2008

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vumpkin • Vumpking • Vlumpkin • vampkin

Vumpking

An expert at giving vumpkins

Person 1: "James can vumpkin 11 girls at once, and he only has 10 fingers!"

Person 2: "Well, obviously. James is the Vumpking!"

Vumpking by paradix October 27, 2011

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vampkin

Vampire pumpkin. A pumpkin with vampire-like features carved into it.

We were having a perfectly happy Halloween until the neighbors invited us over and we saw their hideous vampkin!

vampkin by Seshie November 11, 2020

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Vlumpkin

A blumpkin from a Vihaan

Maaaan i'd love a vlumpkin right now

Vlumpkin by Vihaan gooner May 6, 2025

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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