Vumpking

An expert at giving vumpkins

Person 1: "James can vumpkin 11 girls at once, and he only has 10 fingers!"

Person 2: "Well, obviously. James is the Vumpking!"

by paradix October 27, 2011

vumpkin

The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.

I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.

by King David II November 22, 2004